Reverse lambering

Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.
Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.
by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021
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Shatner

Verb. To boldly shit where no shit has ever been shat before, namely on someone else.
Dude 1 : I really wanted to Shatner that guy but he ran off in the Weinermobile with Elon Musk.
Dude 2 : You mean they ran off in the Weinerrocket?
Dude 1 : Nah, it hasn't been invented yet.
by AlabamaBaby February 18, 2021
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