Kiwi

1 A bird too reatarded to fly, but it makes up by laying eggs the size of its own body.

2 A fruit that is not sour enough to be a lemon, but too small to be a coconut .

3 A term for a deasesed female reprodutive organ that is too green to be considere a blue wafle.
EX1: Damn kiwi stole my glasses.

EX2: Dammit, why'd ya put that kiwi in my drink.

EX3: God dammit Joe, how the hell did you have sex with that kiwi.
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