Definitions by Aiish
Kaipo
exclusively by little-man syndrome and pure cope.
Symptoms include: standing on tiptoes in group photos, aggressively correcting people’s height estimates, and treating every mild disagreement like a cage match he somehow still loses.
Also known as: the human embodiment of “I’m not short, the world is just tall”.
Symptoms include: standing on tiptoes in group photos, aggressively correcting people’s height estimates, and treating every mild disagreement like a cage match he somehow still loses.
Also known as: the human embodiment of “I’m not short, the world is just tall”.
1. “I tried to give Kaipo a high-five and accidentally gave him a high-two.”
2. “Whenever someone walks past Kaipo, his little-man syndrome activates like a motion sensor.”
3. “Kaipo doesn’t need a step ladder—he just stands on his own ego.”
4. “We measured Kaipo and the tape measure filed for emotional distress.”
5. “Kaipo walked into the bar and the bouncer asked if he was lost from the kids’ section.”
2. “Whenever someone walks past Kaipo, his little-man syndrome activates like a motion sensor.”
3. “Kaipo doesn’t need a step ladder—he just stands on his own ego.”
4. “We measured Kaipo and the tape measure filed for emotional distress.”
5. “Kaipo walked into the bar and the bouncer asked if he was lost from the kids’ section.”