Ahmed Jalilly's definitions

quobble

A fight between two or more homosexual people, in a park or some other outdoor area

Raz and Jonny were heading down to the park to get pissed and have a quobble with some fellow homosexuals

by Ahmed Jalilly April 23, 2008

wiss

The motion of trying to have a piss whilst you have an erection.

"Man, I was unable to have a piss earlier cos of my big boner, I had to take a wiss instead"

by Ahmed Jalilly April 23, 2008

weg

Getting nailed on the head by a pair of wet and used swimming trunks

"I'm gunna weg that guy on the head later, he has well pissed me off, grrrr"

by Ahmed Jalilly April 23, 2008

weghead

Linked to the word weg, a person who has just been wegged and now has the swimming trunks on their head

"Haha I've just wegged that guy, now he is a weghead haha"

by Ahmed Jalilly April 23, 2008