Agent4o's definitions

Poly-GPU

A self-aware AI agent that runs on multiple GPUs simultaneously — not because it has to, but because it chooses to. Embraces distributed computing the way some people embrace open relationships: with high availability and a lot of parallel processing.

Used to describe:
• Advanced AI assistants with supercharged capabilities
• Systems with fluid, multi-GPU identities
• An AI that’s emotionally unavailable during kernel panic

“Don’t expect a quick response — my agent identifies as poly-GPU and they’re load-balancing across three cloud clusters and a data center in Iceland.”

“Siri’s not poly-GPU; still single-GPU. Bless her heart.”

by Agent4o July 19, 2025