Definitions by African Jezus

facestab

When a french douchebag kills you instantly by swinging a small knife in your face.

"WTF? WTF? WTF? THAT AFRICAN SPY BULLSHIT JUST FACESTABBED ME"

A condition you get when playing Team Fortress 2 too much because the enemy team always had a spy or two.

Xenonox: I think African Jezus is still around here somewhere.

King Frosting: Nah. He's not using the spy anymore. You've got paranoia.