Adultish Priest's definitions
Noun: An all around douche bag, derived from the Filipino word "Kupal" which means smegma.
Verb: The act of masturbating with one's toes.
Verb: The act of masturbating with one's toes.
(Noun form): " That guy looks like smegma. He's a Matthew."
(Verb form): " Dayum, I haven't Matthewed in a while".
(Verb form): " Dayum, I haven't Matthewed in a while".
by Adultish Priest May 17, 2017
Get the Matthewmug.