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parastronaut 

A cripple who has been to outer space.

It combines the concepts of "para-" (meaning "beyond" or "beside") and "astronaut" to create a new term that is both inclusive and descriptive.
Guy 1: What do you call it when a parastronaut performs a spacewalk in his wheelchair?
Guy 2: I give up. What?
Guy 1: A spaceroll.