Definitions by Adm. Lobax

Seed oil buff 

When you workout all the time and gain a noticeable amount of muscle mass but due to your inability to forsake seed oil-laden foods you nevertheless retain a significant layer of fat over your body.

Dude if you don’t cut the Zebra Cake ice cream you’re always gonna be just seed oil buff.

Seed oil buff by Adm. Lobax September 19, 2023

Foamo 

The deep, indescribable sadness when you finish drinking a perfectly prepared latte and see the remaining latte foam that remains in your cup that you’re unable to lick up.

I just finished my venti quad soy latte and now I have foamo because I can’t get at the rest of the foam.

Foamo by Adm. Lobax May 9, 2022