Definitions by Adam Parker

Smokin' Rabbi 

A man and woman engage in anal sex, and prior to ejaculating, the man removes his penis and paints sideburns on the woman with her own feces and then exclaims, "MAZEL TOV!"

To commemorate her Bat Mitzvah, Jacob gave her a Smokin' Rabbi.

Smokin' Rabbi by Adam Parker September 5, 2005