1 definition by Adam Johns
Short for Lebanese.
Any Lebanese migrant is a leb or lebo. The lebs from the Lakemba area of Sydney are muslim refugees from their civil war.
Leb children born in Australia are now aged up to 30. these lebs are particularly dangerous from the age of 16. They posess an evil gene which causes them to hunt white girls, then gang rape them.
Lebs are normally found in McDonald's car park in packs of 5 or more, they also can be found in large packs at free entry strip clubs. Often lebs will drive around town repeatedly in a defective 4 cylinder Japanese car. Windows are always down emiting loud bass drum sounds.
Lebs are easy to recognise. Generally they wear expensive looking clothes and jewellery. Hair style is normally spike and mullet with shaved pattern in the sides. Facial hair varies a lot, often a thin line down each cheek. Monobrow shaved or waxed in the centre. Very strong repulsive cologne.
A single leb is harmless and a coward who will not fight. But like rats they have strength in numbers. A threatened leb can quickly summon more lebs to help bash an Aussie who looks at them sideways.
Beware the mobile phone, the leb's most powerful tool. If you accidently startle a leb and he reaches for the mobile, you must destroy the phone immediately, thus rendering the leb harmless.
Any Lebanese migrant is a leb or lebo. The lebs from the Lakemba area of Sydney are muslim refugees from their civil war.
Leb children born in Australia are now aged up to 30. these lebs are particularly dangerous from the age of 16. They posess an evil gene which causes them to hunt white girls, then gang rape them.
Lebs are normally found in McDonald's car park in packs of 5 or more, they also can be found in large packs at free entry strip clubs. Often lebs will drive around town repeatedly in a defective 4 cylinder Japanese car. Windows are always down emiting loud bass drum sounds.
Lebs are easy to recognise. Generally they wear expensive looking clothes and jewellery. Hair style is normally spike and mullet with shaved pattern in the sides. Facial hair varies a lot, often a thin line down each cheek. Monobrow shaved or waxed in the centre. Very strong repulsive cologne.
A single leb is harmless and a coward who will not fight. But like rats they have strength in numbers. A threatened leb can quickly summon more lebs to help bash an Aussie who looks at them sideways.
Beware the mobile phone, the leb's most powerful tool. If you accidently startle a leb and he reaches for the mobile, you must destroy the phone immediately, thus rendering the leb harmless.
"you shouldn't catch the train at night. You may get rolled by a pack of filthy lebs."
"That dirty leb wasn't so tuff without all his mates to back him up."
"That dirty leb wasn't so tuff without all his mates to back him up."
by Adam Johns April 15, 2007