2 definitions by Acolyte of Ouzounian
Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game.
Exactly what the name suggests. An internet computer game, typically in a cliched fantasy setting. Enjoyed by funny-smelling teenagers and grown men who should know better, as it gives them an opportunity to look at cleavage for as long as they like without scaring normal flesh-and-blood humans. Also popular with those too weak-minded, lazy or cowardly to put any effort into their real lives, who instead get their kicks running around the game world pretending to be an elf in a futile quest for prestige and self-respect.
Distorts social skills and personal hygiene. Basically, practice for purgatory.
Exactly what the name suggests. An internet computer game, typically in a cliched fantasy setting. Enjoyed by funny-smelling teenagers and grown men who should know better, as it gives them an opportunity to look at cleavage for as long as they like without scaring normal flesh-and-blood humans. Also popular with those too weak-minded, lazy or cowardly to put any effort into their real lives, who instead get their kicks running around the game world pretending to be an elf in a futile quest for prestige and self-respect.
Distorts social skills and personal hygiene. Basically, practice for purgatory.
MMORPG player 1: "Dude i got an iron bikini for my half-elven unicorn tamer. id rather look at that than leave the square foot of space in front of my monitor and breathe something other than my own stench"
MMORPG player 2: "u r teh lolzorz!!!!!!!11111111111!!!"
MMORPG player 2: "u r teh lolzorz!!!!!!!11111111111!!!"
by Acolyte of Ouzounian March 5, 2007
A hugely expensive excuse for anal retentives with sweaty armpits to play with toy soldiers despite being grown men.
Guy 1: "I like Warhammer! Look, I spent £150 on 12 space goblins!"
Guy 2: "Aaah, the smell from your bomber jacket just blinded me!"
Guy 2: "Aaah, the smell from your bomber jacket just blinded me!"
by Acolyte of Ouzounian March 5, 2007