Presidential Debate

Two enraged grandpas argue on who should live in a mansion and how to play Monopoly in real life.
Ace: Did you watch the Presidential Debate?
Via: Yes. It was the best circus show I've seen since 89. Two elephants, too!
by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020
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Comtarded

It's when you're retarded when it comes to computers.
Ace: My grandpa is so comtarded.
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Yahoo

Ace: Do you use Yahoo, grandma?
Grandma: No, I use a computer.
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Jared

The guy who doesn't give a shit
Ace: I wish I was a Jared
Jared: No one gives a shit
by Ace Phillips August 25, 2020
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