QWERTZUIOPASDFGHJKLYXCVBNM

When you're bored and have a good keyboard like me.

Ace: QWERTZUIOPASDFGHJKLYXCVBNM
Google: Here are 4242424242424242424242 results in .0000042 seconds.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

Anime

The only excuse for lesbians to watch cartoons while still sounding mature

Ace: Do you watch anime?
Lily: OH MY GOD GON AND *insert gibberish* KISSED THEN STABBED EACH OTHER OH MY GOD

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

Bob

That old man with a pumpkin for a stomach who asks if you have some trail mix.

Ace: Hello.
Bob: Got nuts?

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

Presidential Debate

Two enraged grandpas argue on who should live in a mansion and how to play Monopoly in real life.

Ace: Did you watch the Presidential Debate?
Via: Yes. It was the best circus show I've seen since 89. Two elephants, too!

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020