Hot Chocolate

It's like coffee, but it doesn't make you high, tastes fucking amazing, and is reserved for kids only.

Ace: Can I have some hot chocolate, please?
Waiter: Does this look like a Chuck E. Cheese to you.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

QWERTZUIOPASDFGHJKLYXCVBNM

When you're bored and have a good keyboard like me.

Ace: QWERTZUIOPASDFGHJKLYXCVBNM
Google: Here are 4242424242424242424242 results in .0000042 seconds.

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

Bob

That old man with a pumpkin for a stomach who asks if you have some trail mix.

Ace: Hello.
Bob: Got nuts?

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020

Presidential Debate

Two enraged grandpas argue on who should live in a mansion and how to play Monopoly in real life.

Ace: Did you watch the Presidential Debate?
Via: Yes. It was the best circus show I've seen since 89. Two elephants, too!

by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020