1 definition by Accurate Writer
He reminds me of Jesus because of how many whamen worship him across america. When I think of Tyson, I see a sexy beast with a massive dong. Even though is white, his dick is as if it was black... even bigger!!! When he walks into a room the teachers clothes just slip of and the kids get really horny... Including the straight men. When he flips his hair the world trembles and people faint. He is also humble because he has no clue how great he is. He could buy Amazon and apple in one go because he has more money than the world. In the end, I love Tyson more than anyone else and you would too if you knew him.
by Accurate Writer October 11, 2018