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A Happy Go-Lucky American!
INTELLECTUAL: All my friends are GAY some time, even my FAG friends!

Intellectual: I'm just your average Gay American. I am out to have a GAY OLE time.

IDIOT(IQ below 40): Your a fagot American?

Intellectual: Hell NO, you Nazi NOOBEs. Don't you have any sense to know the difference between Gay and Fag?

I"ll spell it out for you, G a y= an E M O T I O N

Fag= some thing V E R Y Q U E E R, some who twist the TRUTH into a LIE, something that spreads AIDES, and the ONLY time you see a Fag "GAY" is in those FAG PARADES, but not so GAY in the Hospital dying of AIDES, Oh hell no just the opposite, VERY "SAD" instead!
by Absolutes September 28, 2011

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5 The VILE person shall be no more called LIBERAL, nor the churl said to be bountiful.

6 For the VILE person will speak VILLANY, and his heart will work INIQUITY, to practice hypocrisy, and to utter error against the LORD, to make empty the soul of the hungry, and he will cause the drink of the thirsty to fail.

7 The instruments also of the churl are EVIL: he deviseth wicked devices to destroy the poor with lying words, even when the needy speaketh right.

8 But the LIBERAL deviseth liberal things; and by liberal things shall he stand.
Rev. John Stott (in Basic Christianity) has said: “The great tragedy in the church today is that evangelicals are Biblical but not contemporary, while <b>liberals</b> are contemporary but NOT Biblical. We need faithfulness to the ancient word and sensitivity to the modern world.”

I think it’s important for Christians to use aspects of contemporary culture if they are serious about beginning a dialogue with NON-Christians/Liberals.
by ABSOLUTEs on Apr 8, 2011
by ABSOLUTEs April 28, 2011

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A movement that seeks mandatory mythological classes on evolution, rather than facts or proven science, utilizing cartoons, photo shop and hand drawings over the Fossils Record and Amber which irrefutably proves no creature or plant has nor will ever evolve. It seeks to fight Facts, Science, any ideas of factual science, critical thinking, individual thought, practicality, Creationism by Forcibly injecting lies, fiction, unproven theories over the proven facts taught in schools and to force Mental Lobotomies upon all people capable of rational thought. It also seeks to UNeducate the public what evolution is - "a THEORY which has BEEN PROVEN TO BE FALSE", by twisting of words, irrational thought over the proven facts, by any means available such as pushing cartoons, hand drawings and computer generated graphics on any un-educated and Gullible person.

Even the father of this IDEOLOGICAL THEORY of evolution ADMITS, "there IS NO PROOF of his THEORY". Shame his "CARTOON THUMPER" followers are such SLOW LEARNERS!
evolution education movement, ignores the facts even taught by their beloved Charles Darwin! As Darwin stated:

"Why, if species have descended from other species by insensibly "FINE GRADUATIONS", DO WE NOT everywhere see innumerable "TRANSITIONAL FORMS"?

But, as by this "THEORY" innumerable "TRANSITIONAL FORMS" must have existed, WHY DO WE NOT FIND THEM embedded in countless numbers in the crust of the earth?....WHY THEN is NOT EVERY GEOLOGICAL FORMATION and every STRATUM FULL OF SUCH "INTERMEDIATE LINKS"?"

"Geology assuredly DOES NOT REVEAL any such "FINE GRADUATED" ORGANIC CHAIN; and this, perhaps is THE MOST OBVIOUS and GRAVEST OBJECTION which can be urged AGAINST MY "THEORY"."

Even the father of this IDEOLOGICAL THEORY of evolution ADMITS, "there IS NO PROOF of his THEORY". Shame his "CARTOON THUMPER" followers are such SLOW LEARNERS!
by ABSOLUTEs April 22, 2011

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