Sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious
bowel movement. Created to replace "morning glory
" which is also used to describe a male's morning erection - a source of considerable confusion.
Coworker: Hold that thought - I just finished my coffee and it's time to deploy my ordinance.
Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.
Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.Medical student
: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.