baby dick

An extremely tiny penis. Any guy with a baby dick belongs in panties, will be a virgin for life and deserves to be made fun of and humiliated forever.
Girl 1: Did you hear that Kevin has a baby dick?
Girl 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Girl 1: He definitely needs to be in panties!
Girl 2: And you know he'll be a virgin for life for sure!!
Both girls: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by Abby Davis September 14, 2008
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baby dick

An extremely tiny penis. Any guy with a baby dick belongs in panties, will be a virgin for life and deserves to be made fun of and humiliated forever.
Girl 1: Did you hear that Kevin has a baby dick?
Girl 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Girl 1: He definitely needs to be in panties!
Girl 2: And you know he'll be a virgin for life for sure!!
Both girls: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by Abby Davis September 15, 2008
mugGet the baby dickmug.

baby dick

A little penis that's way too tiny to please a girl! The guy is usually a sissy and will never, EVER get laid in his lifetime!
Kevin has such a little baby dick, he'll never get laid. He'll just have to jack off his tiny little baby dick for the rest of his life.
by Abby Davis December 25, 2008
mugGet the baby dickmug.

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