Abbie Wilkes's definitions

Strokes Per Minute

Abbreviated as SPM, strokes per minute refers to how many jerks an avid masturbator averages in one minute. The higher the SPM, the more skill, although blistering is a serious side-effect of a high SPM.

"Last night I went crazy, I musta been around 350 strokes per minute!"

by Abbie Wilkes November 22, 2009

Pussy-Parcher

One who is so unattractive to women that they allegedly "dry up" a woman's vagina, as opposed to making her wet.

"Those girls literally ran away from Randolph, he's a total pussy-parcher."

by Abbie Wilkes November 21, 2009