Abbreviated as SPM, strokes per minute refers to how many jerks an avid masturbator averages in one minute. The higher the SPM, the more skill, although blistering is a serious side-effect of a high SPM.
by Abbie Wilkes November 22, 2009
One who is so unattractive to women that they allegedly "dry up" a woman's vagina, as opposed to making her wet.
by Abbie Wilkes November 22, 2009