A state of mind, usually aquired from a long trip on any subway or metro train, wherein the person feels as if everyone is looking at them.
Dale: Hey bro, what took you so long to get here?
Anton: I don't know man, just chill the fuck out and stop staring at me! I've got mad metro syndrome!
Anton: I don't know man, just chill the fuck out and stop staring at me! I've got mad metro syndrome!
by Aaron Michael January 09, 2008
Get the metro syndromemug. Used as a response to an obscene statement, this phrase recalls unpleasant childhood memories wherein mothers would "wash out" a child's mouth with soap as a punishment for using curse words or crude language.
Cristobal: Dude, Jenna was being a total bitch last night. She broke my goddamn Death Star model. That shit was fucking to scale too.
Geraldo: Hey man, I don't care. Wash your mouth.
Geraldo: Hey man, I don't care. Wash your mouth.
by Aaron Michael January 04, 2008
Get the Wash your mouthmug.