2 definition by Aaron L

Top Definition
To leave an excees deposit of jizz on a womans face
Yeah, I made a milk commercial out of that slooch!
by Aaron L January 29, 2005

Mug icon
Buy a milk commercial mug!
A state of uncontrolable bowel movements often after particpating in a long athletic event
My ass was so dirty, I had the shlitz for three days after that damn marathon!
by Aaron L January 29, 2005

Mug icon
Buy a schlitz mug!