Definitions by Aaron L

milk commercial

To leave an excees deposit of jizz on a womans face

Yeah, I made a milk commercial out of that slooch!

milk commercial by Aaron L January 29, 2005

schlitz

A state of uncontrolable bowel movements often after particpating in a long athletic event

My ass was so dirty, I had the shlitz for three days after that damn marathon!

schlitz by Aaron L January 29, 2005