Definitions by Aaron Ferber

Mexican Ass 

A Prehistoric Donkey (4-legged hoofed animal) from the southwest or south of the border. Fossilized Remains of it were discovered by archaeologists at or near the La Brea Tar Pits.

On wikipedia. Type in the following key words: "La Brea Tar Pits" Scroll down Until you see a list of all of the prehistoric animals including the "Mexican Ass," that archaeologists found the remains of.

Mexican Ass by Aaron Ferber January 4, 2009

volcano 

An opening in the earth's crust in which molten rock, ash, and gases are released.

I wouldn't want to live near an active volcano.

volcano by Aaron Ferber July 31, 2008

clapper 

Sound activated on/off switch by Joseph Enterprises, the maker of Chia Pets

"CLAP ON! <clap-clap> CLAP OFF! <clap clap> CLAP ON, CLAP OFF. THE CLAPPER! <clap-clap>"

clapper by Aaron Ferber November 10, 2006