Definitions by AZ LOVE

Myshock 

Similar to a douche canoe except they are cheap and they don’t drink alcohol.

Guy 1: Hey buddy you want to grab some wings and beer after work?

Guy 2: No way man, Costco has a sale on bologna sandwiches and alcohol is just bad for your health

Guy 1: Jeez man, you’re a real Myshock aren’t you

Myshock by AZ LOVE March 29, 2019