ANOnyMous's definitions

pert near

really really really close.

Pert near hit that fellow.

by Anonymous August 28, 2002

pyronus

An internet personality only adequately described as "the sexiest sex that ever sexed sex." Often is involved in a love triagle of mechanical sorts.

pyronus makes spooge unsatisfying.

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

stinkysteve

The act of sticking ones finger in his/her rectum and wiping it under an unsuspecting friends nose.

I just gave you a stinkysteve!

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

shankar and the lads

A shadowy group of men who travel the Earth doing selfless and heroic deeds. Led by Shankar Kiru

Thanks for curing mad cow disease, Shankar and the lads. Now I can be a zoosexual without fear.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Bollocks

Good ENGLISH swear word.

Americans talk bollocks.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

dome

condom, rubber

Didn't have any domes. Had to go bareback.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

pinch

Grabbing chewing tabacco with your thumb and index finger and putting it in your mouth.

always there in a pinch

by Anonymous May 1, 2003