ANOnyMous's definitions

masturbate

the main thing to catch a fish with

i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum

by anonymous December 17, 2003

jayar

The ability of completing the "perfect" drift under the most extreme conditions.

"You should of seen my 'jayar' yesterday around the most dificult hairpin"

by anonymous February 6, 2004

magic love potion

noun: the secret combination of beer and date rape pills in a unsuspecting girls drink.

She wasn't interested in me at all until I gave her some magic love potion. After that we hooked up and have never been happier.

by Anonymous December 3, 2002

Porsche

A very expensive German engineered sports car. Porsche's engines don't need to be broken in like those flimsy cars that come off the assembly line today. You can drive one of these babies out of the dealership doing 185 mph without worry! Porsche is well known for the "911" and "Boxster" models of their line.

Porsche will outlast any Camaro, Corvette, Firebird, Mustang, or Viper out there!

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

uranis

planet

Uranis is green

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

crumpet

Snotty British exchange student(s).

Byron thinks he can use his British accent to get women, what a fuckin' crumpet.

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

uzzard

Third-generation bastard.

by Anonymous September 6, 2003