triboluminescence

An extremely long word that you can use to make you look smart in front of your friends. You do not need to know what it truly means, but you can still act like you do.

Person: Hello there my chimney is on fire and I do not know why.
Intellectual: mmm... It is probably triboluminescence...
Person: What does that mean lmao
Intellectual: yo mom
*runs away*
Person: Damn... He smart