Dord

The multi-Asian cretin that lurks only in the early hours of the day, when no one expects in the catacombs deep in the earth. It is said by many victims that this weird creature hungers of young female dwarfs in the slums of japan, preying and capturing them demanding a ransom of their toenails which is said that toenails make him more horny than Kevin spacey havin a nosh or he will proceed to peg them non-stop until dawn. Many victims also claim that the wild dord also makes a bizarre and eerie noise, growling that sounds like a mix of a cough and sneeze, which is easy to catch when heard. He also crawls on all 4s on the ground rapidly with its torso facing upwards chasing its next victim.
BEWARE OF THE DORD!!!
by AARONPEEJ July 16, 2018
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