A.J. Hoffman's definitions

fauxphisticated

Those who know absolutly nothing about the world they live in yet think that they are the end all of worldly knowlage.
sophomoric intelectual pretentousliberial

The population of lower Mannhattan is becoming more fauxphisticated every day.

by A.J. HOFFMAN July 30, 2007

Monotasker

One who requires their complete focus to do one thing at a time.

I saw another monotasker almost get hit by a car today, trying to cross the street while talking on a cellphone.

by A.J. Hoffman November 29, 2007