Definitions by A.J. HOFFMAN

Monotasker

One who requires their complete focus to do one thing at a time.

I saw another monotasker almost get hit by a car today, trying to cross the street while talking on a cellphone.

Monotasker by A.J. Hoffman November 29, 2007

fauxphisticated 

Those who know absolutly nothing about the world they live in yet think that they are the end all of worldly knowlage.
sophomoric intelectual pretentousliberial

The population of lower Mannhattan is becoming more fauxphisticated every day.

fauxphisticated by A.J. HOFFMAN July 30, 2007