A. stoochle's definitions

robert

A male that exhibits an extreme amount of flirtation when around any type of female. (i.e. fat, ugly, busted, disfigured, mole on the face) Often can be found employing the tactic of song to attract mates. Is turned on by magnum condoms, blow up mattresses, guitar hero, and blastoise. Likes to use the phrase "i'd do anything once", and once broke up with a girlfriend over world of warcraft.

O God Robert is coming hide your sister.
O God Robert is coming hide your girlfriend.
O God Robert is coming hide you dog.

by A. stoochle December 9, 2008