A. McCartney's definitions

Poopy Chop

To form one's hand in a chopping or slicing position. The hand is then thrusted between the butt cheaks to the colon. Once the hand is extracted the lower pinky to the base of the deliverer's hand retains poop fragments.

I had to defend myself from my spouse putting his butt on my face so I delivered a poopy chop.

by A. McCartney June 29, 2008