2 definitions by A. Cockage
A gap where you always lose/drop things. Eg; down the side of the sofa, the gap between the bed and the wall, behind the fridge, any small gap.
"Where in spaff's name did the TV control go?"
"It's down the gooze."
"I dropped my phone and now I can't find it!"
"Check the gooze!"
"It's down the gooze."
"I dropped my phone and now I can't find it!"
"Check the gooze!"
by A. Cockage October 4, 2006
by A. Cockage October 4, 2006