Definitions by A. Cockage

gooze 

A gap where you always lose/drop things. Eg; down the side of the sofa, the gap between the bed and the wall, behind the fridge, any small gap.

"Where in spaff's name did the TV control go?"
"It's down the gooze."

"I dropped my phone and now I can't find it!"
"Check the gooze!"

gooze by A. Cockage October 4, 2006

Spaff Pants 

A term of endearment. To be said to someone you think very highly of.

"'ello Spaff Pants."

"Love ya Spaff Pants!"

Spaff Pants by A. Cockage October 4, 2006