Penis

This is the sign of two lovers, in a heartbroken relationship, one gets squashed by a shoe, and the other, doesn’t care about them.
“Oh they’re a Penis
“I heard the tall one is going to be hit by a shoe..”
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Penis

This is a long object that you should shove in your-
“Oh he Has a Huge Penis
Let’s shove it in our-“
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