A lost purse's definitions

Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

beastly

When someone does something that is so terribly disgusting it can be compared to beastiality.(having intercoarse with animals)

Kelly put a pineapple in the dirt then shoved it into her vagina! Thats beastly!

by A lost purse November 5, 2010