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Definitions by A certain kind of pirate

Spermolier 

A woman (or man) who can discern the recent diet of a semen produced based on the bouquet, flavor, or texture of ingested semen.
Lolita: did you eat pineapple today?
Jonny: I did! It was the predominant fruit in my fruit salad. You’re a fantastic spermolier!