Skip to main content

Definitions by A Sick Son Of A Bitch

Tile Whitener 

Tile Whitener : The result of ejaculating on a tiled surface and being too tired to clean it up.
Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!

Cock Munch 

Cock Munch (n); Someone in which your disposition is spiteful.

Cock Munch (v); The act of performing oral sex on a man.