2 definitions by A Sick Son Of A Bitch

Cock Munch

Cock Munch (n); Someone in which your disposition is spiteful.

Cock Munch (v); The act of performing oral sex on a man.

"Get the fuck out of here you dumb Cock Munch"

by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 30, 2013

Tile Whitener

Tile Whitener : The result of ejaculating on a tiled surface and being too tired to clean it up.

Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!

by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 19, 2013