Definitions by A Reliable Source

Tool Bag 

Like douchebag but kept child-friendly.

He is such a Tool Bag

Tool Bag by A Reliable Source December 16, 2019

Balloonerd 

The act of being beaten into submission by a balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions.

"Dude, you just got Balloonerd by that balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions."

Balloonerd by A Reliable Source October 16, 2006