Its Sometimes Yetis

Yetis exist. This particular type of person is the logical one. Sometimes it IS yetis making that huge branch crack in the middle of the campground. Sometimes its the Russian government doing tests in the mountains; just never know!

If you meet someone who says 'its sometimes yetis'. You probably found the one that would help you survive in the wilderness.
Sometimes....its a deer the dog is barking frantically at in the middle of the night; but we all know Its Sometimes Yetis
by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019
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Sarges Sex Tape

Sex tapes from a man who explains fairy tales in 2 minutes or less (also explains the sex videos to completion).
Other useful explanations include the following

It's a short one this week

Greasy meat resembling a bear

Unusual downpour

How we get chapped
I'll make it through Sarges Sex Tape if God doesnt smite us with a rain of used condoms
by A Minnesotan January 03, 2019
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