A Germ's definitions

wi-fi dump

Using a laptop computer while also using the toilet. Generally followed by a wi-fi wipe.

I just had an awesome wi-fi dump because I was able to tell my friend on AIM how huge it was.

by A Germ July 27, 2006

wi-fi wipe

During a wi-fi dump, wiping yourself on the toilet while simultaneously balancing a laptop on a knee or other extended body part. Placing a laptop on the floor immediately disqualifies the wipe from "wi-fi" status. It has been rumored that some may even posses enough skill to hold an internet conversation during the wiping process.

I am still typing with one hand while the other is taking care of this wi-fi wipe.

by A Germ July 27, 2006