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Definitions by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen

Tindergarden 

A make-believe dating app for childish people; a fictional dating app used to describe why your child believes he/she has a girlfriend/boyfriend.
My 3 year old daughter came home from preschool announcing she now has a boyfriend. She must be on Tindergarden!

porcupine complex 

A insecurity complex that manifests itself as arrogance and pompous behavior.
I honestly believe that he acts so abrasivly arrogant in order to compensate for how short he is. Everyone knows a man who is so insecure about his height or himself in general comes across that way. For sure, this guy has a porcupine complex by using his harsh, pompous and cocky characteristics as his shield of armor.

porcupine complex 

A insecurity complex that manifests itself as arrogance, abrasive, cocky and pompous behavior.
I honestly believe that he acts so abrasivly arrogant in order to compensate for how short he is. Everyone knows a man who is so insecure about his height or himself in general comes across that way. For sure, this guy has a porcupine complex by using his harsh, pompous and cocky characteristics as his shield of armor.

Prickter Scale 

A scale that measures the severity of a male's negative characteristics; method of measurement for a male's 'prick-like" behavior.
Example: "How dare he scream at you like that. Wow, he's a total 10.5 on the prickter scale!"

Hello Kitty Syndrome 

The female version of the "Peter Pan Syndrome"; a grown female who behaves and/or conducts herself immaturely; childish; female that is not accepting to "grow up" and behave her own age; female regression to her childhood.
Some people would say she is having a midlife crisis at age 35 because she loves going to bars every weekend with her 21 year old friends instead of settling down. I suppose she suffers from Hello Kitty Syndrome.