A Badass Friend's definitions
A common nickname given to people by the name of Martin. Marty's often times tend to manage to cock-block themselves. Most Marty's resemble famous people on the internet, and make failhearts. Marty's have natural 8-pacs, yet their nipple are small like shriveled raisins. Marty's aren't the best drinkers, so if you ever see one at a party, make sure he doesn't drown in his own vommit (A common technique to prevent this would be to forcefully gag him with your fingers). Badass Marty's usually have badass friends too which is badass, badass.
Damn, Marty really needs to clean his hat. It looks like some one crapped on it.
I liked that kids mohawk...too bad he cut it off. I almost though he was a Marty.
I liked that kids mohawk...too bad he cut it off. I almost though he was a Marty.
by A Badass Friend October 22, 2010
Get the Martymug.