1 definition by A Real Wolly (Wolly Two Shoes)

A disgusting and awkward creature that eats other wollys. Has a unnatural obsession with knifes. Tends to kill everything they see with a smile on their creepy furry faces. They hail to Ol Pol Dribblets The Windmill The First, which is a windmill on top of a swing set. There are many different breeds of wollys: Heart Wollys, Old Geezer Wollys, Baby Wollys...etc. They enjoy singing disturbing songs in groups of 2 or 3s. There are very stupid and have a bad memory. They use old fashion language, for example they use "ye" and "tis"
Ello Wolly. I'm going to eat you for supper with gravy on top and a pickle in your ear.
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