3 definitions by 9/11 was just a performance.

A goodass motherfucker so shut the fuck up before i whip you with this belt.
Person 1: I love Avril Lavigne!
Person 2: but she's a poser.
Me (the god): shut the fuck up let her enjoy what she likes before i slit your throat open you fucking bitch.
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Friend: Zoey is fucking weird.
Another friend: yeah ikr. She's a loser.
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A animal that had a brain like no other.

Written by a human.
Alien: oh look it's one of those humans, lets kill it.
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