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The Atreus is an Australian legend.
Originally from from Fremantle,there
have been recent sightings of this man
with long blonde hair and a beard all
over Ausralia. Folklore has him famous
for his good looks, charm, high intelli-
gence and large genitals. He is wel
known for an almost inhuman ability to
drink alcohol for days at a time
Sightings have been associated with
strong feelings of wellbeing, euphoria,
good luck and the female orgasm
There are hundreds of sightings of

the legendary Atreus that date all the way back in Australia as far as the first convict fleets.
by 8treus September 12, 2023
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