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Dad: Here Mendel, try some wine we just said the bracha
Mom: Don’t give him wine, he’s only 8
Dad: don’t worry, it’s just Manischewitz.... get over here Mendel
Mendel: ok daddy. (Drinks wine)
20 minutes later... Mendel is running around the house chasing his cousins and throwing game pieces everywhere and can’t sit still to play the weekly shabbos board game with the fam.
Mom: Don’t give him wine, he’s only 8
Dad: don’t worry, it’s just Manischewitz.... get over here Mendel
Mendel: ok daddy. (Drinks wine)
20 minutes later... Mendel is running around the house chasing his cousins and throwing game pieces everywhere and can’t sit still to play the weekly shabbos board game with the fam.
by 809 September 26, 2019
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