7Kev7's definitions

ready brek glow

The fuzzy, red outline surrounding the actors in a 20th generation porno film. So called because of the red glow around the little character in the Ready Brek TV commercial. See also porn fuzz

"That grumble flick you loaned me was shite. Everyone had ready brek glow, you could hardly see a thing."

by 7kev7 November 13, 2007

Cuntinental

Especially in the UK, any pretentious person who sits outside a coffee shop sipping lukewarm cappuccino, latte or any other poncey European beverage whenever the rain stops for ten minutes. Usually middle-class women in huge, oversized sunglasses proclaiming "oh my GOD!!!" every other sentence.

"For fuck sake. you can't move on this street anymore. Fucking cuntinentals have taken up all the space."

by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

Widow's memories

Any phallic shaped fruit or vegetable, eg bananas, cucumbers, fingered lovingly and nostalgically by old ladies in supermarkets.

Just look at the way that old dear is caressing that aubergine. Bless her. Widow's memories, eh?

by 7Kev7 May 16, 2007