4realazitgits's definitions

Boner buzzkill

Anything which causes your boner to shrink.

I was in my room just starting a good wank. Whi my sister walked in and said:,"dinner's ready!' talk about a. Boner buzzkill!

by 4realazitgits April 12, 2021

Kokomo hum

A strange mysterious hum heard in Kokomo indiana from a few years ago
Nobody knows why the hum exists nor where it comes from

Chad: do you hear that hum? Do you think it's from changing at the ashram across the street? Mad: naw man that's the, kokomo hum bro!

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

Keep cuntinuity

The task of making sure every shot in a porn film is consistent with the shot that came before as well as e one to follow. For instance of you're shooting a sex scene that's going to take 2 days to shoot and the female talent shows up the 1st day with a full bush. And she shows up o set the 2nd fully shaved then you've definitely got a cuntinuity problem! she'll have to wear a merkin to finish the shot so to speak!

I had to keep cuntinuity on 5hoots before I got a small stand in role as a stunt cock double!

by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021

Water purifucation system

Just a fancy term for making sure the water in a jacuzzi is clean after people fuck in it. Particularly useful on a cruise ship or in a spa where people well you know......

I have to run the Water purifucation system before I close the spa for the night. It's jizz something I do

by 4realazitgits May 3, 2021

Prattle in the saddle

A woman who talks incessantly while she's having sex in the cowgirl position.

OMG my wife was totally Prattle in the saddle last night. She's all "aiyeeee! After we get done here I've gotta aiyeeee! Vacuum and aaaaaaaah! Trim the 🌹 bushes
You you nnnnneed to uuh uuh sweep the sidewalk cause the Shittleboms are cumming oh yeah! Over for dinner. I'm having sliders with your favorite pink icing penis cake 🍰!

by 4realazitgits April 30, 2021

Master bath on

The practice of making sure the faucet is on in the bath tub usually for purposes of female pleasuring

I turned the master bath on then I turned myself on!

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

Mastedonnabation

Secretly thinking 🤔 of Madonna while touring a dinosaur museum (there is a correlation here!) Then hiking it off to the men's room for a good wank!

I did some good. Mastedonnabation after my prehistoric origins class today.

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021