403Forbidden's definitions

dr. funk

To be drunk. To have your doctorate in funk.

Originated from being unable to type while drunk.

-Whooooo, I'm dr.funk!!
--You got your doctorate in funk?
-Hells yes, I'm Dr. Funk!

by 403forbidden December 17, 2007

college noodles

A semi-casserole eaten by college students that can consist of many things.

Recipe:
-Favored/cheapest noodles
-1 can "Cream-of" (chicken, mushroom, beef, etc)

College student 1: Dude, I'm tired of eating ramen all the time.
College student 2: Okay, we'll have some college noodles tonight.

by 403forbidden July 30, 2007

what's his nuts

A phrase used generally to replace the name of someone when you have forgotten who you were going to talk about. This is similar to What's his face? or What's her face?, but usually catches the other person off guard.

Guy 1: So what are you doing for Labor Day this year?
Guy 2: Oh you know, I'm going home to play a game of football with what's his nuts, the guy who always ran an extra mile after gym practice.

by 403forbidden September 3, 2006

GAFL

Give A Fuck Level - Each person has a limited amount of fucks per day, represented by their Give A Fuck Level. When it is depleted, you are legally allowed leave work/social situation/etc. without repercussion.

Boss: I need you to update these numbers by the end of the day.

Employee: Nope. My GAFL is depleted and I will complete that for you tomorrow.

by 403forbidden April 12, 2023

hollywood ammo

Hollywood ammunition is a term referring to guns/clips which have unlimited ammunition. The term came about from movies in which actors can shoot a seemingly infinite amount of bullets without needing to reload their gun.

Guy: Whoa! John Wayne just fired off 10 shots from his 6-shooter without reloading! Flub!
Girl: No, it's cool. He has Hollywood ammo. He'll never run out of rounds.

by 403forbidden January 17, 2011

handwavium

A spell cast in D&D to show the passage of time. A joke the GM can make.

The GM waves his hand across the air and says, "I cast handwavium...it's tomorrow."

by 403forbidden April 27, 2008

hollywood ammunition

Hollywood ammo is a term referring to guns/clips which have unlimited ammunition. The term came about from movies in which actors can shoot a seemingly infinite amount of bullets without needing to reload their gun.

Guy: Whoa! John Wayne just fired off 10 shots from his 6-shooter without reloading! Flub!
Girl: No, it's cool. He has Hollywood ammunition. He'll never run out of rounds.

by 403forbidden January 17, 2011