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Created by typing the keyboard but only typing every fourth letter. You have probably already tried qetuoadgjlxvnwryipsfhkzcbm and qrupdhlcnwtiafjzvmeyosgkxb. An important thing to note is when you reach the letter of the keyboard where the next 4th letter doesn’t exist, like at the letter n, (you run out of letters trying to count 4 more), it loops around so you would count m, q, w, and land on e. A lot of people just go straight to w when reaching this point, and they are idiots. Also, when the next 4th letter has already been typed, THEN you can go to the next available letter. Like after v, the next letter is q, but you’ve already typed that so just skip to w.
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