Definitions by 3 Losers

The Philly Cheesesteak 

when a man takes a sh*t inside a female's vagina. then cums on top of it and then proceeds to eat the girl out with a spoon

Jill: Hey babycakes, what should we do tonight?

Joe: I should give you a The Philly Cheesesteak.

Jill: Good. I can't wait!

The Philly Cheesesteak by 3 Losers March 24, 2009

Alaskan Umbrella 

when two lovers are having sexual intercourse, the male cums inside of a condom. Then takes it and puts it in the freezer. Then, the next morning, he takes it out and wakes the female up with it by slapping her across the face with the frozen jizzum condom

Susie: What's that mark on your face from jill?

Jill: I got an Alaskan Umbrella this morning.

Susie: Jon's is such a great boyfriend.

Jill: Word.

Alaskan Umbrella by 3 Losers March 24, 2009