21st Century Soothsayer's definitions

mud on my turtle

CB lingo. A male trucker who wants to engage in anal intercourse with another male trucker.

Breaker, breaker. Any takers? Good ol' boy lookin' for some mud on my turtle. It's a big 10-4.

by 21st Century Soothsayer April 4, 2010

teahadist

Agitated racist who masks their racism with opposition to progressive governmental policy and believes that political disturbances and threats/delivery of domestic terrorism is an appropriate approach to achieving political change.

Did you hear of the teahadists who shattered the windows of Congressional offices belonging to Congress members who supported RomneyCare-Plus?

by 21st Century Soothsayer April 3, 2010

hummin' a tater

A Southern U.S. term for a blowjob.

Hummin' a tater is way better than eating one.

by 21st Century Soothsayer April 4, 2010

clabber cunt

A lathered or infected cunt which discharges some form of liquid.

If you get anywhere near her clabber cunt, be sure you have your rain poncho and boots on!

by 21st Century Soothsayer April 4, 2010

mosey grinder

A backwoods Southern U.S. term for a woman's snatch.

I think her mosey grinder is overheating. Better go nail that one!

by 21st Century Soothsayer April 4, 2010

Ayn Qaeda

The teabagger and especially teahadist followers of "Ayn" Rand Paul for U.S. Senate in Kentucky. They usually hail from outside the state. In fact, most of them do.

This group's propensity toward domestic terrorism is sometimes encouraged by the Rand Paul campaign, in its explicit support of militia activity and unrestricted firearm ownership.

The Rand Paul campaign is yet again rallying Ayn Qaeda for a money bomb.

by 21st Century Soothsayer April 4, 2010

gom

A Southern U.S. term for a mess.

Don't gom up that house you little bastards!

by 21st Century Soothsayer April 4, 2010